U.S. Preamble no longer relates

With the Supreme Court deciding that corporations are people and should be allowed, like the billionaire's that they are, to pay off politicians for favorable legislation. A new version of payola. While each individual American can't really afford their own lobbyist to wine and dine the legislators and get special closed-door meetings with them, it seems like the current Preamble to the U.S. Constitution no-longer relates.

People talk of a Living Constitution. Maybe it's time to have a Living Preamble. Here's my suggestion:

The Constitution of the United States of Corporate America Preamble

"We the corporations of the United States (and oil rich countries), in Order to form a more perfect bottom line, establish justice for the elite, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense of corporate holdings, promote the general Welfare of the elite, and secure the Blessings of Liberty for corporations and their stock holders, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of Corporate America."

That about sums up the direction this country has gone, don't you think?

Gordon Clay
TheCitizensWhoCare.org